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Cop Convo

Cop: Sir, I pulled you over for going 55 in a 40 on the parkway. Can I see your driver's license?
Me: Sure. You said on Forest Park Parkway?
[I pull my wallet out]
Cop: Yes.
[Cop looks at license but doesn't take it]
Cop: Okay, thanks. I actually pulled you over because there was a STi involved in a crime last night. It looked exactly like your car.
Me: Oh really?
Cop: Yeah. I was just checking and you're obviously not the person we're looking for. So how do you like the car?
[I put my wallet away, a bit stunned by the question]
Me: Uh, I've had it for a while but yeah, I like it. Though as you can see, it tempts me to drive a little fast.
Cop: What? 55? That's not fast. Well have a nice day.
Me: Uh, thanks.
Cop: Oh yeah, and, um, don't drive so fast.

Posted 06/04/2009 07:22 PM in Cars, Ramblings, St. Louis | Total Comments: (4)
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...to get an honest cop. =) Wish he patrolled on Lake Shore Drive.
Submitted by Dan on 06/05/2009 01:06 PM

it is so not to speed on fpp. the way it is designed you think it is a higher speed road.
Submitted by wynne on 06/05/2009 04:51 PM

Yeah, but the lanes are narrow and the walls very close which is why most people actually drive pretty slowly. I WANT to drive 70 on the thing but most people are driving 45.
Submitted by filbert on 06/07/2009 05:43 PM

maybe i should get an STI so nice cops will let me go 55 in a 40...
Submitted by caroline on 06/09/2009 00:02 AM

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